POKE THE PILL · IT PAYS
SOL 211 · CRATER 4
first man on mars · ideas by the pill

PILLONMARSK

He found a pill on Mars. Now the pill has all his ideas.

That is how the richest man on Earth got this rich. The side effects? You have probably noticed them already.

CA coming down from orbit
// the find · sol 211

Ever wondered where the richest man on Earth gets his ideas? On his first walk on Mars he found a small green and white pill lying in a crater, still glowing. He ate it. It moved in. Since that day every idea is the pill's: the rockets, the cars, the posts at 3am. He just signs. Side effects may include everything.

Before. He stands on the launch tower looking at Mars, a green chart line drawn across the sky straight to it.
BEFORE · EARTH

He promised Mars

Every year he said "next year". Every year the chart pointed at the red dot and he stood on the tower nodding at it. He had the rocket, the coat and the confidence. He did not have the pill yet.

Sol 211. He kneels in a red crater holding a tiny glowing pill, his helmet lying in the dust next to him.
SOL 211 · CRATER 4

He found the pill

It was just lying there in the red dust, green on top, white on the bottom, humming a little. Nobody knows who left it. He did what any reasonable founder does with an unknown glowing object on another planet and swallowed it.

After. He sits on top of a habitat dome with his phone, the pill glowing in a glass dome on his head, a pill flag next to him.
AFTER · EVERY NIGHT

The pill took over

Now it lives in a glass dome on his head and does the thinking. He sits on the roof, the pill types, his net worth goes up and Earth wakes up to another post. He looks happy. He is not sure whose idea that was either.

// mini-game

CATCH HIS IDEAS

The pill drops ideas from orbit. Catch eight golden ones with his head and he gets rich. Catch a burning side effect and the pill gets a little dimmer. Three dims and he goes to bed.

IDEAS 0/8PILL

THE PILL IS THINKING

Move with your mouse, finger or arrow keys. Golden bulbs are ideas. Fireballs are side effects. The pill thinks faster the richer he gets.

💡 idea +1🔥 side effect −1 pill

IDEA LOG 0 / 8

    sol 211 · pill online. waiting for the first idea.
    // observed since sol 211

    SIDE EFFECTS

    Sixteen documented cases. The colony doctor kept a list, then the pill had an idea about the doctor, and now the list is public. Tap any of them for the full report.

    // wear the pill

    PICK A PFP

    Seven official portraits, approved by the pill. Save one, put it on, and every idea you post from now on technically belongs to the pill as well.

    RX #0211MARS COLONY PHARMACY

    $PILLON

    1 capsule · green side up
    • Take: once, in a crater, without asking anyone
    • May cause: rockets, posts at 3am, sudden purchases
    • Do not: operate heavy machinery. he does anyway
    • Refills: unlimited
    // read the label

    THE LABEL

    Supply

    1,000,000,000

    One billion capsules, the same count the pill gave itself when it woke up. It considered a bigger number, then decided round numbers look better on a keynote screen.

    Liquidity

    Burned

    The pill tried to take it back once at 3am, could not find it and posted about it instead. Nobody can touch it, including the man with the dome.

    Tax

    0 / 0

    No tax on Mars yet. The pill checked every law on Earth and none of them reach this far, which it describes as a feature.

    Ownership

    Renounced

    He renounced it, though we suspect the pill made that decision. Either way nobody can change the contract, not even with a very good idea.

    AIRLOCK